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Post by buckeyechick47 on Aug 20, 2009 16:09:02 GMT -5
This isn't in the gutter but I found this on Facebook & it's pretty f'ing funny.
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Post by shootingstar on Sept 2, 2009 9:50:30 GMT -5
The Eric Gutter thread to is quiet. So...You're shopping in Forever 21 and Eric walks in. How do you get this man home with you? LOL.
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Post by buckeyechick47 on Sept 2, 2009 10:00:07 GMT -5
By offering to help him with whatever he bought & if he bought something from Forever 21 for Pam I'd offer to model it first to see if it would fit her tastes lol.
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Post by shootingstar on Sept 2, 2009 10:29:39 GMT -5
hee - you little vixen!
I think I would pretend I was psychic and flirt, but then play hard to get. That seems to get him going.
Random thought; Do the statutory rape laws apply to vampires if they were caught with a teen or something? Interesting thought.
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Post by buckeyechick47 on Sept 2, 2009 10:35:22 GMT -5
Ooh I think you're right about playing hard to get. I may have to rethink my strategy with Eric.
As for your random thought....good question! I don't have an answer lol.
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Post by shootingstar on Sept 2, 2009 11:42:24 GMT -5
I just wanna know if we have competition form the teens also - since he likes them young. lol
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Post by buckeyechick47 on Sept 2, 2009 11:48:44 GMT -5
Well what's young to a 1000 yr old vampire? lol Those teens ain't got nothing on us! We're older & more experienced! LOL (reminds me of the line in Fried Green Tomato's when Kathy Bates just got done hitting some car in the grocery store parking lot & the younger women come out & she say's "Face it girls I'm older & I have more insurance" LOL)
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Post by shootingstar on Sept 2, 2009 12:06:52 GMT -5
I love Fried Green Tomatoes! The parking scene! I'm older and I got more insurance. LOL
So I was thinking other than Sookie - Eric would be hot with Isabel....and Tara! (I know that would never happen just sayin').
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Post by buckeyechick47 on Sept 2, 2009 12:12:28 GMT -5
This pairing will never happen but it makes me giggle none the less...Eric & Arlene. I'm hoping we get some more Tara/Sam action or even Tara/Jason.
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Post by shootingstar on Sept 2, 2009 14:47:37 GMT -5
Oh I know they would never happen just fantasizing. LOL.
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Post by buckeyechick47 on Sept 2, 2009 15:58:10 GMT -5
I could see Arlene driving Eric insane but the kids would be great comic relief lol.
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Post by jhd on Sept 2, 2009 18:54:04 GMT -5
So...You're shopping in Forever 21 and Eric walks in. How do you get this man home with you? LOL. I wouldn't be caught dead in Forever 21, no pun intended, so that won't work. But if Eric walks into Victoria's Secret while I'm there, that's a whole other ballgame.
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Post by buckeyechick47 on Sept 2, 2009 19:59:46 GMT -5
So...You're shopping in Forever 21 and Eric walks in. How do you get this man home with you? LOL. I wouldn't be caught dead in Forever 21, no pun intended, so that won't work. But if Eric walks into Victoria's Secret while I'm there, that's a whole other ballgame. Okay if we're talking VS now & Eric walked in. I'd be having him help me in the dressing room. I LOVE VS. I would live there if I could.
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Post by shootingstar on Sept 2, 2009 21:00:26 GMT -5
Oh shit. Eric walking into a Victoria Secret. mind blown. (I only picked F21 because of shopping episode)
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