Ask Pam

[buckeyechick47]

Did you know Pam is the Dear Abby of the undead world?? Well she is!!! Ask Pam a question on relationships, your maker, their maker, human/vamp love.

**Rule of this** Once you ask a question the next person to reply in this thread will answer & then pose a question themselves for the next person.

Dear Pam,

I'm a newly made vampire looking for some good times. I was never much of a social butterfly in my human life. What advice do you have for someone like me?

Undead Wallflower

[jhd]

Dear Undead:

It is time to blossom, my dear. Spending all eternity by yourself is not a good idea. The best way to get into the vampire swing of things is to head down to your friendly neighborhood vampire bar. You'll quickly meet other vamps in your area, and begin to expand your horizons. As well as your menu.

If you're in Shreveport, I would be remiss in not welcoming you to Fangtasia. (Eric is standing over my shoulder making sure.) Thursdays are Newly Made Night, so you'll meet other recent vampires (less than 10 years). Eric is looking forward to meeting you.

Best,
Pam

Dear Pam,

I was thinking of getting a makeover. I have pale skin, blue eyes, and long red hair, and I'm sick of looking like Pippi Longstocking or the girl in the Wendy's logo. I've been this way for 300 years, and it's time for something new.

I was thinking of dying my hair jet black and wearing lots of leather and black clothing, but I'm afraid it won't look right on me. What suggestions do you have for me?

Sincerely,
Desperate to Change

[buckeyechick47]

Dear Desperate,

Really? You're a vamp! You shouldn't suffer from an identity crisis! Embrace your pale skin and your red hair! Come down to Fangtasia I have whole room full of clothes I'll let you borrow (my closet is the size of two master bedrooms and Eric building me another addition).

Pam

Dear Pam,

I'm a pretty new vamp made about 20 years ago about a year or two after I graduated high school. Back then I was a pimply faced, no boobs, stringy hair, braces, knees & elbow sort of girl. I was teased & picked on mercilessly by my classmates. After high school the boobs came, I got rid of my braces, my skin cleared & I shot up about 5 inches & could now be compared to Heidi Klum if she had a twin sister. I just recently got notice that my 20 year high school reunion is coming up. I'm not afraid of going but I know the star quarterback of my alma mater will be there. I want to get revenge on him for the torture he put me through (he was not above knocking my books out of my hand or cheating off of me in class). As a vamp what can I do to get my revenge?

Looking for Revenge